If there are no dogs in Heaven then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when youre feeling blue is that he doesnt try to find out why. ~Author Unknown
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Everything I Need to Know I Learned From My Dog When loved ones come home always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man ² Mark Twain
A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail You know hes on the level. ~Author Unknown
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Ben Williams
Scratch a dog and youll find a permanent job. ~Franklin P. Jones
Don·t accept your dog·s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Ann Landers
Properly trained a Man can be Dogs best friend. ~Corey Ford
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.. Rita Rudner
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us I mean here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul ² chicken pork half a cow. They must think we·re the greatest hunters on earth! Anne Tyler
Anybody who doesn·t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
Franklin P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about immortality it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven - and very very few persons. James Thurber
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. ~Ambrose Bierce
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3 a can. That·s almost $21 in dog money. Joe Weinstein
If your dog is fat you aren·t getting enough exercise.
My Goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies quite unlike people who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate - Sigmund Freud
Dogs are not our whole life but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~ Robert A. Heinlein